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IMG_7471Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore

Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.

Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.

ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India

Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India

With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.

ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India

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Confident and confidential

A young boy asks his Dad :”What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Santa’s son asked

Why did the Grammar teacher slap Santa’s Son?

B’coz he asked : Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?

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Similarity between Men and Rats

Question. What is the similarity between Men and Rats?

Answer. Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Men ask for a woman’s hand

Question. Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?

Answer. Because they are tired of using their own.

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Difference between potentially and realistically

jumping roleA little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and “realistically.”

“Easy,” says his father. “First, ask Mom if she’d sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”

The boy runs off, then comes back and says, “She said yes.”

“Now go ask your sister the same question,” advises the father.

Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, “She said yes.”

“So, potentially, we’re sitting on two million dollars,” replies the father. “But, realistically, we’re living with a pair of whores.”

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Talk to wife after sex

Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he talks to his wife after sex?

“Yes,” replies the guy. “If I can find a phone.”

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Panties with printed flowers

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

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