John : Hey Smith look how foolish my servant is. Just see …..
John : Jacob, plz come here.
Jacob : Yes sir.
John : Go home & check if i am home or not. And tell me quickly.
Jacob : Ok Sir. & he goes………
Smith : Oh John, this is nothing. My servant is even Nerd. A complete Noon. Just See …….
Smith : Mr Shamu, plz come here.
Shamu : Yes sir. What do u want.
Smith : Here are 2 bucks . Go & bring me a BMW car from BMW MOTORS & COMPANY. plz & thank you.
Shamu : Sure sir, I ll be back in a minute with ur Car & he goes too ………
BOTH JOHN & SMITH STARTED LAUGHING MADLY AT THIS.
Later in the evening, Jacob meets Shamu & says ” My master has gone mad.”
Shamu : Why what happened.
Jacob : In the morning he asked “me” to go & check if he is at home or not. Can’t he just call her wife on his cellphone & check. Its so simple. But he asked me to go & check. What a waste of time.!
Shamu : Oh no Jacob! no!, no! ,no!. That’s nothing. My Master is even stupid.
Jacob : Why what happened.
Shamu : In the morning, he gave me 2 bucks & asked to buy him a BMW car. That fool doesn’t even know that today is Sunday & all Showrooms & shops are closed. How can i get him a car .??